Ebert vs Sparks

To be sure, I resent the sacrilege Nicholas Sparks commits by mentioning himself in the same sentence as Cormac McCarthy. I would not even allow him to say "Hello, bookstore? This is Nicholas Sparks. Could you send over the new Cormac McCarthy novel?" He should show respect by ordering anonymously.

Feel good hit of the summer

My new song, "Boob Racist", is up on twaud.io here or grab it from Last.fm here.