Monday, 18 January 2010

Rejected Oblique Strategies

* Try ironing it onto a t-shirt.

* What would Zenobia, Empress of Palmyra, do?

* Dismemberment?

* That chicken - it's impersonating Mussolini! Question the outcome.

* Tie it to your favourite aunt's shiba inu.

* Is something m ssing?

* Consider bacon.

* Nick something from that smartarse Eno.

* Use "unqualified" people, eg. dentist, electrician.

* Try it again, only less sucky this time.

1 comment:

TimT said...

I tried #4 and #9, but I had the astrological charts in my pockets.