Some things I would probably get out of bed for at 1.45 a.m.:
- a housefire
- a large sum of money
- a brand new Nabokov novel, hand-delivered by the resurrected and still grave-cold master himself, with the offer of having selections from it read aloud to me in Nabokov's delightful Russian-French-American accent.
One thing I would not get out of bed for at 1.45 a.m. or frankly at any other time:
- Dan Brown's new novel