Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Priorities

Some things I would probably get out of bed for at 1.45 a.m.:

- a housefire
- burglars
- a large sum of money
- a brand new Nabokov novel, hand-delivered by the resurrected and still grave-cold master himself, with the offer of having selections from it read aloud to me in Nabokov's delightful Russian-French-American accent.
- sex

One thing I would not get out of bed for at 1.45 a.m. or frankly at any other time:

- Dan Brown's new novel

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